So, you have loaded the fridge with ale, bought the local shop out of all their burgers and sausages and lit the inferno in your back garden all that remains is to decorate your place with all the St.George paraphernalia you can get you hand on. And what better place to start than the front door. With this great England Doormat from Doormats Delivered you can shout out your support for the England team and let your friends know exactly where the party is. Made with a soft felt top and non-slip backing (50 x 75cm) it is also perfect for decorating tables and sideboards. In fact it will protect them from the odd spillage and ring mark.

But, if any thing is true to form then you will probably use the doormat to kneel on and pray as England step up to another penalty shoot out…..C’mon England.

Scale Doormat

Oh dear Christmas is over and all those chocs and mince pies have gone. That extra helping of Christmas pudding has really taken its toll on your waistline. Well the New Year is here and the inevitable “I must loose weight” resolution is upon us.

The Doormat scale is a good way to force you to check your weight on a daily basis, since you’ll have to weigh yourself every time you enter or leave the house.  The Doormat Scale will become your best ally when it comes to losing weight.

Also, you’ll finally know how much your guests weigh: including your friends, your mum, your dog, your sexy next-door neighbour, your chubby friend, your skinny friend, Jehovah’s witnesses, etc. The Doormat Scale is sure to become a daily source of guaranteed fun. It’ll give you a laugh and provide the perfect excuse to start a fun conversation.

The Doormat Scale was designed exclusively for Curiosite by Emilio Alarcón, a Spanish designer with wide-ranging experience. Emilio himself explains: “I realized that weight had become a social taboo. No one talks about how much we weigh or don’t weigh, it’s almost like talking about money, no one talks about how much money the make. I’d also been thinking that people were becoming a bit too boring lately. We seem to find it hard to start conversations, even with people who come knocking on our doors. The Doormat Scale is my small own contribution to trying to solve these two day-to-day problems for the First World.

Finishing Line Doormat

How about this for a great doormat? Never has a simple entrance mat carried such meaning than this vinyl-backed natural coir doormat.

Well done you have reached the finish line, that bad day at the office is behind you. It does not matter that your computer crashed, you sent a rude email to your boss by mistake or the photocopier toner went all over your crisp white shirt.

None of this matters because you have done it, you have made it through the day and reached the finishing line. You know that beyond that line the dog is waiting to slobber all over you, you can finally kick off those painful shoes and sit back in your favourite chair with a nice glass of wine.

Well done you!

And if your doormat is so smelly it’s beyond hope don’t despair, as there are plenty of new ones to choose from at Doormats Delivered.