Flooring

Zip it and listen to this…

Oddly enough, we’ve found a rug made from hundreds of zips and to cap it off this flooring wonder is entitled “Kinky”.

Well, we’re hoping it’s not in reference to some kind of crazy S&M practice, but it’s certainly a different flooring concept.

Unfortunately not even the rug’s creators regard it as being the kind of floor covering you’d willingly lie on in front of a roaring fire. They don’t even think your cat would be happy snoozing on one. There’s a ringing endorsement!

This crazily contemporary rug is constructed from a mixture of black and tan opened zips, and should never grace the floor of anyone who doesn’t own a pair of slippers.

Liable to lacerate your feet to shreds, it’s probably not the impression you’ll want visitors to leave with. It would, however, probably make a spectacular wall hanging being as it’s nowhere near as much of an eyesore as a footsore!

The biggest sting we feel in buying this 150 x 210 centimetre rug would be to your bank account at nearly £800 a pop. Although, they’ll considerately delivery your shiny and spanky new rug for free. We don’t think they’ll cover taxi fares to Accident and Emergency for you though – you’ll have to make your own way there!

For a rug that you could happily laze in front of the fire upon, try one of these considerably cheaper flooring options. A big and fluffy shaggy pile rug that’s 170 x 230 cm, comes in an array of colours and only costs 130 quid. Deal!

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