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Get your own back with a doormat

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scored.” Clichéd but true!

At some point in our lives, we’ve thought about getting one over on someone. It might be the ex, your boss, or the person that illegally overtook you on the way into work.  Methods of revenge, generally, are  highly illegal, so while great when musing over, not so good when putting into practice.

Thankfully however, we’ve stumbled across the  “doormat of revenge.” Oh yes.  It’s a doormat that you can have the face of those nasty, horrible people printed on…. do you see where we going with this!

It’s fantastic.  Every time you enter your home you get to wipe your dirty, mucky shoes all over their horrible little faces. The ideal way to get your revenge, without having to spend a night in the cells and pay off a hefty fine.

The mat comes with an 11-year warrantee although hopefully, by then, time will have healed all wounds.

Tags: customised doormat, revenge doormat